The Inevitable End Point of Carbon Credits and Offset Trading
is the carbon credit value for the removal of a human being from the ecosystem?
Lets face it, the problem isn't fossil fuels it is human beings. Every single one emits CO2 with every exhalation. Most of them don't even know how to make a good Latte and are smelly and unattractive. Forget the Prius, many of them drive big pickup trucks and have ugly children.
It should be easy to set up a carbon score for different categories of these lower echelon organisms and win bonus credits for taking their machines offline at the same time. So many points for the human, so much for the a/c compressor, the pickup, the dogs, the cats, the wife, the brats. Like a video game some carbon credit harvests would be worth more than others.
I know what you are thinking, many of our elite class emit a lot of carbon. Everybody's favorite Mr. Gore for instance. But he contributes so much to the cause. By trading credits his emissions become acceptable. So why not just manage a renewable resource (humans) and let Mr. Gore bag a few credits and entertain his guests at the same time.
cut out all the hard stuff and just go directly to offering a bounty on
human carbon credits. Take care of the population problem, save the
planet, trade carbon credits to get rich and create a new sport all at
the same time.